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Exercise Demotivational Poster


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


Eat, Run, Die! -


TAGS: food exercise grave
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Thedewd - October 18, 2017, 3:25 am
And, he who dies with the most toys...is DEAD!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:21 pm
Awe5ome! My sentiments exactly.


I LOVE EXERCISE -


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


EXERCISE - REAL WOMEN LOVE TO IRON


TAGS: exercise
Rating: 4.48/5
Thunderstrike - July 17, 2012, 10:14 pm
She's lifting weights? I didn't notice the weights.
robbidos - July 16, 2012, 10:55 pm
that form hurts my back, but some people think it is proper
templar13 - July 16, 2012, 5:48 pm
Huh, I've seen someone blow a disc out doing it that way though.... although it was less ***y.


For The Last Time -




AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES - A bit different at Seal-Land




Yo-Yo Diets -




EXERCISE - SWEAT IS FAT CRYING




CURE FOR DIRTY WORDS -




Checkup -




Practically Magic -




Going for a walk? -


TAGS: exercise your leek walk daily
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 8:53 am
Thanks guys!
Oldsod - June 1, 2015, 7:10 am
Ow.
concern3 - June 1, 2015, 3:47 am
words a 5er


HONESTY - Not always the best policy...




Bacon -




HYDRATION - Some think it is overrated




Little Known Fact -


TAGS: yoga kama sutra stretching exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

lgvernon - April 13, 2014, 11:45 pm

I wondered...


Seniors -




CANADIAN COMBINED TRAINING EXERCISE -




EXERCISE - Since all life is futility, then the decision to exist must be the most irrational of all.




Dear Health Club -


TAGS: health exercise oatmeal sesame street
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 5:03 am
Thanks Miss Priss... :)
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 3:26 am
C is for cop out to the "man"...5L d*** you Sesame Street!
Greybeard - September 2, 2014, 11:07 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - September 2, 2014, 9:13 pm
COOOKIES!!
Oldsod - September 2, 2014, 8:03 pm
YEAH, DAMMIT! 5L!


Exercise -




exercise -




Law Of Probabilities -


TAGS: randomness exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - January 25, 2014, 6:10 am
Chinese New Year. Starts Jan 31. Ends Feb 6. For some it started a week ago and ends whenever they find their way back (late Feb). I was part of it when in Tianjin right after Y2K. Crazy.
Greeny - January 25, 2014, 5:18 am
I'll bite; what the hell is Cny?
Silverheart - January 25, 2014, 2:43 am

Another fun game is type in random numbers in the 'flaunt your poster' feature. Results may vary, and share the fun.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 1:03 am
…..it’ll be my CNY resolution
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 1:00 am
‘Em, you type waaay too sober. I’m goin’ ta bed, on the sofa, in the den...pretty soon now. Tomorrow I start bein’ good. For sure this time.
EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2014, 12:48 am
Is there something random about the Wild Tchoupitoulas I don't know about?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:36 am
Heh heh…….thirsty? hungry?...who is luv ullmann? You know what’s gooood? Egg rolls with h** mustard and ‘svit & sour’ sauce ..bless that ruskie hoar for feedin’ this ol’ bear
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:15 am
Shadduup Gary. what kind of name is "Gary" anyway?......luv U man.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:09 am
I so love the comment section when Mooooooooooooooooooo has had just right amount of kief…..orrrr……maybe it’s me. Whatever, 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:46 pm
Did you just trick me?....I don't get it?!? 5L anyways...because you're cute for a melon.


YOGA -




EASY AS PIE -


TAGS: mental exercise
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - August 22, 2012, 10:33 pm
Letters in Alphabet, Arabian Nights, Signs of Zodiac, Keys on Piano, Degrees in Right Angle, Sides on Stop Sign, Wheel on Unicycle, Men on Dead Man's Chest, Lives of Cat, Bottle of Beer on a Wall, Dollars for Passing Go in Monopoly.
Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:05 am
15 is men on a dead man's chest
fatelvis - August 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Pass go in Monopoly
caveman - August 18, 2012, 9:27 am
Should i feel bad that i had no clue on any of them?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:59 am
Letters,Arabian,Signs,Keys,Degrees,Sides,Wheel,Months?,Lives,Bottles, ???
Bull - August 18, 2012, 1:39 am
26 letters in the alphabet, 1001 Arabian Nights, and after that my ears started bleeding and I couldn't smell the color orange.


Just Add Water -




Exercise -


TAGS: exercise steps
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:35 pm
That's what they get for buying a second-hand escalator from a shorter store. Or the installation crew had a really bad day


Time for a nap -


TAGS: walking exercise
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 24, 2014, 9:47 am
off to the dryer.. gracias senor
Greeny - April 23, 2014, 9:32 pm
Stick the p***meter in a sock, in a pocket of pants & in the dryer (no heat) - you're welcome.
MissPriss - April 23, 2014, 7:26 pm
Kinda one of those walk a mile in my shoes deal?
Oldsod - April 23, 2014, 6:18 pm
10,000 steps per day...at the end of the week, how close to freedom would you be?


LANCE ARMSTRONG -




Personal Trainer -




PIG RACE -




I EXERCISE STRONG CONTROL -




EXERCISE -




AT THE GYM -




MURDERED -


TAGS: exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

concern3 - April 3, 2016, 7:42 am
Thanks guys
MissPriss - April 2, 2016, 6:56 pm
Giddy UP!
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 10:24 am
This is pure gold! ^^^^^Up


MY FAVORITE EXERCISE -




Exercise Block -


TAGS: exercise gym workout physical fitness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:23 am
I have always enjoyed this joke! Like what you did with it! 5 LOL lions!
Greybeard - May 14, 2015, 11:10 pm
As I turn 50 I decided to lean forward on this exercise thing :)
GaryO - May 14, 2015, 8:08 pm
This, I can do (since I just fell and bucked 5 trees)
concern3 - May 14, 2015, 2:51 pm
Mr Greybeard you make Jack Lalanne look like a 90lb weakling


TOUCH MY TOES -


TAGS: exercise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - November 18, 2016, 1:04 pm
Look, a penny! Followed by full faceplant.... Good 1 Cern! Very funny! ^!


CONSTIPATION -




NEW EXTREME CALORIE BURNING PROGRAM! -




Exercise: here's your motivation! -




FITNESS -


TAGS: workout exercise muscular men poster
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 24, 2016, 6:51 pm
TNX, IgV!!!! Always enjoy some nice eye candy!! Oh. I liked the poster too!!! 5 L!!!!
lgvernon - January 24, 2016, 5:43 pm

Benjamin Franklin said it best. " In the dark all cats are grey."
Greeny - January 24, 2016, 5:04 pm
what - we're all like that... underneath


MY FAVORITE EXERCISE -


TAGS: exercise
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by concern3

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
You... Second-row, big hair... Come see me in my bedro--er, office.
mizzdizz - February 15, 2016, 8:15 am
Dance class! Always a lot of guys in the back, faking it, being guys! LOL!!! ^ Cern!


Workin' It -


TAGS: gym exercise workout conclusions membership
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 27, 2015, 1:43 am
I used to until I blew my left knee out! Thanks for the vote dizz!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:10 am
I've been known to burn a calorie or two that way myself! 5L


EXERCISING -


TAGS: exercise
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by concern3

GaryO - May 15, 2015, 10:03 am
cern, yer nailin' it


EXERCISE -


TAGS: exercise
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by concern3

EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2014, 11:35 am
s-e-x. Grrr!
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2014, 11:34 am
Perhaps someone has made her fear ***.
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:29 am
M-M-M-M-M....S-O-F-T


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